I was talking to my 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER...
Me: "So who do you want to be president?"
Her: "Barack Obama."
Me: "Are you sure you wouldn't rather have Barney?"
Her: "Who's Barney?"
Has anyone seen ANY McCain stickers on cars or signs in yards? I asked my wife, "Where do you think you have to go to see a McCain sign in someone's yard?"
She said, "Provo."