We were out looking for Halloween costumes and my wife handed me a mullet wig. I laughed and put it on. We thought it was funny but soon I took it off and put it back on the shelf.
My wife said, "You aren't going to buy it?"
I said, "No. Why do always want me to buy a mullet wig?"
She said, "I don't know. I think they are funny. You could wear it for Halloween."
I said, "I don't think so."
But the other night we were at a big box store and I saw some Andy Warhol-style "Budweiser" pajama bottoms and I finally received the full vision that she was nudging me towards. "I could wear these and no shirt with the mullet wig..." I said, "I see it now."
It would be funny but I still don't think I'll do it. If I was crazy pasty with disturbing body hair I would totally do it.
I actually think I'm a ringer for this character but nobody knows who he is so I won't do that either.