Monday, October 20, 2008

If You Think I'm Fake Up Wait Around Til I Take Off My Make Up

We were out looking for Halloween costumes and my wife handed me a mullet wig. I laughed and put it on. We thought it was funny but soon I took it off and put it back on the shelf.

My wife said, "You aren't going to buy it?"

I said, "No. Why do always want me to buy a mullet wig?"

She said, "I don't know. I think they are funny. You could wear it for Halloween."

I said, "I don't think so."

But the other night we were at a big box store and I saw some Andy Warhol-style "Budweiser" pajama bottoms and I finally received the full vision that she was nudging me towards. "I could wear these and no shirt with the mullet wig..." I said, "I see it now."

It would be funny but I still don't think I'll do it. If I was crazy pasty with disturbing body hair I would totally do it.

I actually think I'm a ringer for this character but nobody knows who he is so I won't do that either.


The Chase Files said...

If you were crazy pasty and had disturbing body hair, your wouldn't be married to me. Thank Goodness!

Native Minnow said...

I have a wig for this year's costume. Stay tuned.

Inside Stories said...

That's Yugi Oh. I may not have spelled his name right, though, but these kids have t-shirts of him.

Ward-a-Loo's said...

I am crazy pasty with disturbing body hair, but I still don't think I could pull off a mullet wig.

Epitome of Sweetness said...

I want you to be Dewey next year for Halloween.