My wife said, "You aren't going to buy it?"
I said, "No. Why do always want me to buy a mullet wig?"
She said, "I don't know. I think they are funny. You could wear it for Halloween."
I said, "I don't think so."
But the other night we were at a big box store and I saw some Andy Warhol-style "Budweiser" pajama bottoms and I finally received the full vision that she was nudging me towards. "I could wear these and no shirt with the mullet wig..." I said, "I see it now."
It would be funny but I still don't think I'll do it. If I was crazy pasty with disturbing body hair I would totally do it.
I actually think I'm a ringer for this character but nobody knows who he is so I won't do that either.
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If you were crazy pasty and had disturbing body hair, your wouldn't be married to me. Thank Goodness!
I have a wig for this year's costume. Stay tuned.
That's Yugi Oh. I may not have spelled his name right, though, but these kids have t-shirts of him.
I am crazy pasty with disturbing body hair, but I still don't think I could pull off a mullet wig.
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I want you to be Dewey next year for Halloween.
Please?
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