Sunday, September 14, 2008

Who is W? What is W?

My wife: "So did you get any music with that itunes card I gave you for your birthday?"

Me: "Not yet."

My wife: "Do you know what you're going to get?"

Me: "Yes. Do you know that song that goes "and the thunder rolled?"

My wife: "I do.... isn't that a country song?"

Me: "Yeah. Garth Brooks."

My wife: "That's strange. I've never ever known you to like country music. Ever."

Me: "Well, I figure that everything that I've done to make my life nice up to this point has failed, so maybe it's time to try something different."

My wife: "You're going to make your life better by becoming a country person?"

Me: "Mm hmm. There are going to be some changes around here. BIG changes."

My wife: "Are you serious? This doesn't seem like you."

Me: "Don't try to understand. You think you know me, but you don't know me. You don't know what I'm going to do. I'm a mystery. You're mother was right. I'm a mystery."

My wife: "Shut up."


PsychDoctor said...

Call me when the changes occur...I want to be a witness... :)

Dee Ice Hole said...

Country won't hurt you and you don't have to become a cowboy to listen---