My wife: "So did you get any music with that itunes card I gave you for your birthday?"
Me: "Not yet."
My wife: "Do you know what you're going to get?"
Me: "Yes. Do you know that song that goes "and the thunder rolled?"
My wife: "I do.... isn't that a country song?"
Me: "Yeah. Garth Brooks."
My wife: "That's strange. I've never ever known you to like country music. Ever."
Me: "Well, I figure that everything that I've done to make my life nice up to this point has failed, so maybe it's time to try something different."
My wife: "You're going to make your life better by becoming a country person?"
Me: "Mm hmm. There are going to be some changes around here. BIG changes."
My wife: "Are you serious? This doesn't seem like you."
Me: "Don't try to understand. You think you know me, but you don't know me. You don't know what I'm going to do. I'm a mystery. You're mother was right. I'm a mystery."
My wife: "Shut up."
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Call me when the changes occur...I want to be a witness... :)
Country won't hurt you and you don't have to become a cowboy to listen---
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