Monday, July 10, 2006
If I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Who needs Poptarts when it's easier to grab a leftover steak in a paper towel and eat it while you drive to work? If I can figure out the packaging for grab-and-go steaks I'm going to put those pastry pushers out of business.
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Hmmm...I guess I have to say I've never eaten a cold steak for breakfast. You'd have to convince me first...I hope you hire a great marketer.
Help! Help! I'm being repressed. Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
Bloody peasant!
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