Monday, July 10, 2006

If I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Who needs Poptarts when it's easier to grab a leftover steak in a paper towel and eat it while you drive to work? If I can figure out the packaging for grab-and-go steaks I'm going to put those pastry pushers out of business.

3 comments:

Alpha said...

Hmmm...I guess I have to say I've never eaten a cold steak for breakfast. You'd have to convince me first...I hope you hire a great marketer.

Native Minnow said...

Help! Help! I'm being repressed. Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Anonymous said...

Bloody peasant!