SlimySculpin has proposed that "a PM (Prairie Muffin) Manifesto written from the point of view of a dessicating dung pile out amidst the sagebrush is worth posting somewhere. Here's #1..."
1. Prairie Muffins are committed to enriching their surroundings through their own decomposition and sticking to your boots if you step in 'em.
2. Prairie Muffins recognize that no single size, splatter-pattern or aroma is better than that of another muffin and appreciate whatever form The Flying Spaghetti Monster has doled out to them.
Who has #3?