Sunday, January 15, 2006

From the Horses Mouth?

SlimySculpin has proposed that "a PM (Prairie Muffin) Manifesto written from the point of view of a dessicating dung pile out amidst the sagebrush is worth posting somewhere. Here's #1..."

1. Prairie Muffins are committed to enriching their surroundings through their own decomposition and sticking to your boots if you step in 'em.

2. Prairie Muffins recognize that no single size, splatter-pattern or aroma is better than that of another muffin and appreciate whatever form The Flying Spaghetti Monster has doled out to them.

Who has #3?

4 comments:

slimysculpin said...

For those who aren't acquainted with the one true pasta:

http://www.venganza.org/

The relationship between global temperature and pirates is particularly compelling.

Native Minnow said...

3. Prairie Muffins resolve to make the prairie a warmer place by serving as tinder for a lonely cowboy's campfire

PsychoIntern said...

3. Prairie muffins resolve to serve others, even if it means a life of servitude keeping time for busy others...

http://www.cowpieclocks.com/

Check out that site by an enterprising young Utahn...

Ryan

Native Minnow said...

I should have added an exception. Prairie Muffins will absolutely NOT serve as tinder for the campfires of gay cowboys.