Derek (NativeMinnow): People keep telling me to date this girl. I like her as a friend but I don't know that it would work out.
Me: Yeah. A girl can be cool but that doesn't necessarily mean it would be a good match for a relationship. Like that girl Joey... I like her as a co-worker but I probably wouldn't ever want to date her.
Eleanor (my wife): What? Who's Jodi?
Me: Arrrghhh. You should really read my blog.
Eleanor: I'm your wife. I shouldn't have to read your stupid blog to know what's going on in your life. Tell me about Jodi. Why haven't you told me about her?
Me: This is the first time I've had a chance to talk to you since last weekend.
Eleanor: Who's Jodi?
Me: I really wish you would just read my blog.
Eleanor: Is she pretty?
Me: I have no idea. She's probably prettier than I think she is. A bath and a brush through the hair can go a long way.)