Saturday, December 24, 2005
It's Christmas Eve. For those of us planning to have an anti-climactic Christmas, let's get ready with our lines for tomorrow:
Is this ALL I got? Who's going to clean up this mess? How many DVDs are we going to watch today? Why is it 4pm and everyone is still in their jammies? Who put DARK chocolate in my stocking? DARK CHOCOLATE? Gross! I eat MILK chocolate. MILK CHOCOLATE.