Saturday, December 24, 2005

Christmas Crunchtime

It's Christmas Eve. For those of us planning to have an anti-climactic Christmas, let's get ready with our lines for tomorrow:

  • Is this ALL I got?
  • Who's going to clean up this mess?
  • How many DVDs are we going to watch today?
  • Why is it 4pm and everyone is still in their jammies?
  • Who put DARK chocolate in my stocking? DARK CHOCOLATE? Gross! I eat MILK chocolate. MILK CHOCOLATE.
  • 1 comment:

    Gordon said...

    "What do you mean you're too tired? It's Christmas damnit, at least give the ol candy cane a lick or two."