M: "Look at K, she has a butt-chin."
K: "No, I don't."
M: "You totally have a butt-chin."
K: "Well, you have the same butt-chin that I do except yours is hairy."
Me: "Your chin is a Mel-Gibson-butt-chin."
M: "There's nothing wrong with being told you look like Mel Gibson."
Me: "But there is something wrong with being told you look like you have Mel Gibson's butt on your face."