Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Though I Wish You Were There, I Was Less Than You Could Bear and I'm Not The Only Dust My Mother Raised

As you may or may not imagine, conversations between my wife and myself end in strange places. We were deep into a conversation the other day while driving when my wife ended the conversation with an emphatic:

"I don't care who you are... if you've eaten bear before I'm going to call you HILLBILLY. No exceptions!"


Anonymous said...

Just call me hillbilly ryan

Native Minnow said...

Whew. I almost ate bear once, but they ran out. That just mean's I'm a pseudo-hillbilly.