Friday, February 13, 2009

When Will I Meet My Fate? Baby I'm A Man And I Was Born To Hate

We were driving through our neigborhood looking at houses.

Me: "When we get divorced I'll probably rent one of these apartments."

My Wife: "Why?"

Me: "So I can stay close to the kids. They aren't much to look at but I'm sure they're cheap and I can live there with a younger, skinnier, prettier version of you and pay off my bills."

My Wife: "It sounds like you've really been thinking about this. How can you even think these things? Even if you're joking?"

Me: "I'm a man. That's what men do, isn't it?"

Now that I type it, it sounds REALLY mean. But I assure you that it was quite funny. Don't let my wife's crying eyes dissuade you. She cries about everything you know.


Anonymous said...

cold. hearted. snake.


paula abdul

Epitome of Sweetness said...

And she's thinking, "And I'll get a better looking you...that is richer."