Wednesday, February 27, 2008

If I Claim To Be A Wise Man, It Surely Means That I Don't Know

I enjoy keeping track of all the off-the-wall, stern lectures I get at work from my superiors. Stuff I would never expect to have to be told at work. Previous examples:

Keep the doors closed or the raccoons will eat our profits.

Do not suggest that "Big Jugs" are to blame for a lack of productivity.

Do not come to work with a mohawk.

And the new one I am adding to my list came from yesterdays contractors meeting:

Do not urinate into empty bottles and leave them on the job site. It's just plain lazy and unprofessional!


Native Minnow said...

Oops. I guess I'll have to stop doing that then.

Gordon said...

For some reason, I initially read this as "If I Claim To Be A White Man..."

Anonymous said...

I like the one where the boss tells you not to come to work with your lunch bucket in one hand and a sleepingbag in the other.