I enjoy keeping track of all the off-the-wall, stern lectures I get at work from my superiors. Stuff I would never expect to have to be told at work. Previous examples:
Keep the doors closed or the raccoons will eat our profits.
Do not suggest that "Big Jugs" are to blame for a lack of productivity.
Do not come to work with a mohawk.
And the new one I am adding to my list came from yesterdays contractors meeting:
Do not urinate into empty bottles and leave them on the job site. It's just plain lazy and unprofessional!
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Oops. I guess I'll have to stop doing that then.
For some reason, I initially read this as "If I Claim To Be A White Man..."
I like the one where the boss tells you not to come to work with your lunch bucket in one hand and a sleepingbag in the other.
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