The other day while we were standing around in my mother's hospital room...
Me: "I was saying I was going to go out and buy her an Ipod and put a bunch of music on it that she used to listen to. It must get so boring laying around in bed all day."
My Mom's Friend: "What music would you put on it?"
Me: "I don't know. Bread. Styx. Stuff like that."
My Mom: "Breadsticks?"
Me: "Yes. They've finally combined to form the ultimate super-band: BREADSTYX!"