We like Ethan to talk to us about school so we ask him basic questions everyday just to see what stories he'll tell us. I don't know if he just likes messing with us or if it's just his personality but this is the kind of answer he usually gives:
Me: "So what did you have for lunch today, Ethan?"
Ethan: "Today we had a choice of Riblets or Chicken Drummies."
(He ALWAYS tells you the options)
Me: "So what did YOU eat?"
Ethan: "I had a hotdog. They were out of Chicken Drummies."
He cracks me up.