Tuesday, September 18, 2007

What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut?

We like Ethan to talk to us about school so we ask him basic questions everyday just to see what stories he'll tell us. I don't know if he just likes messing with us or if it's just his personality but this is the kind of answer he usually gives:

Me: "So what did you have for lunch today, Ethan?"

Ethan: "Today we had a choice of Riblets or Chicken Drummies."
(He ALWAYS tells you the options)

Me: "So what did YOU eat?"

Ethan: "I had a hotdog. They were out of Chicken Drummies."

He cracks me up.


flieswithoutwings said...

If you like dumb jokes, here is another one I found:

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift.

Native Minnow said...

But a hot dog wasn't one of the choices. I'm confused. Oh, and what exactly are chicken drummies?

Kris said...

I like the way he talks, too. He really does have a way with words. Maybe he'll be a famous author someday...

flieswithoutwings said...

They always have TWO options for school lunch. If they run out of something they find a replacement food.

I don't know for sure but I would guess that "chicken drummies" are just drumsticks (fried chicken).

I imagine PTA meetings go something like this:

"...okay, so we all agree that this school will never hire a janitor with more than seven fingers. Now, onto the lunch menu...

No kid in his right mind would ever eat LIVER. All in favor of changing the name from LIVER to DINO-PATTIES, say aye.