This is why it isn't fun to wake me up in the morning. It's the price my wife pays for staying home all summer.
This morning my wife tried to wake me up. I told her I wouldn't get out of bed until I knew which house I was painting today. She went and called her dad on the phone and then she came back to get me.
Eleanor: "I know where you're painting today...
Me: "Okay, Mop!"
Eleanor: "Did you just call me Mop?"
Me: "Did you just call me Pop?"
Eleanor: "I was saying you should POP out of bed."
Me: "I was saying you should go MOP the kitchen..."