My friend Minnow stopped by over the weekend and I figured I should post SOMETHING about his visit. He claims to be the funniest person he knows, so just to keep his ego in check I figured I would tout myself as funny. Here is what happened when I was telling Minnow about something that happened to me at work and my wife's reaction:
Eleanor: "Emmett, you just smacked Jonah in the head!"
...about five seconds later...
Eleanor: "Emmett, you just kicked me!"
Me: "Well, give me some room when I'm telling a story!"
In her defense, she was standing about three feet behind me when I accidentally donkey-kicked her.