My friend Minnow stopped by over the weekend and I figured I should post SOMETHING about his visit. He claims to be the funniest person he knows, so just to keep his ego in check I figured I would tout myself as funny. Here is what happened when I was telling Minnow about something that happened to me at work and my wife's reaction:
Eleanor: "Emmett, you just smacked Jonah in the head!"
...about five seconds later...
Eleanor: "Emmett, you just kicked me!"
Me: "Well, give me some room when I'm telling a story!"
In her defense, she was standing about three feet behind me when I accidentally donkey-kicked her.
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2 comments:
She should just feel lucky that you didn't kick her in the uterus. You can ask my friend Lauren how that feels.
Mark slugged me in the jaw one time when he had just saved Renee and kids from peril. Thomas accidently put the car in neutral when Renee was outside the car talking to us up South Fork. Mark grabbed the bumper and stopped the car from rolling. Everyone was so impressed until he raised his fists like Popeye and slugged me in the face (I was standing just behind him, adoringly).
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