We Play Out Our Last Scene

The other night we ate dinner at my inlaw's house. They had rented the movie "Akeelah and the Bee" so we watched it.

This was my summary of the movie: "This is exactly like The Matrix except it has Spelling instead of Kung Fu."

To which my mother-in-law responded: "If someone had only described it to me that way earlier I wouldn't have waited for it on DVD to watch it."

My wife's summary of the movie: "Hey, look! It's Booger. That's Booger. Remember Booger? It's Booger."

And upon seeing the physical condition of Lawrence Fishburn and Angela Bassett we decided a good alternate title for the movie would be "Buff and Buffer." My mother-in-law liked "Buffy and Buff and Buffer." My wife didn't say anything but she was probably thinking "Buffy and Buff and Buffer and Booger."

I don't know if we are fun to watch movies with or annoying.