Me: "Why did you do that?"
Ethan: "The ghost inside of me did it."
Me: "The ghost inside of you? Do you mean your soul?"
Ethan: Nods.
Me: "YOU ARE the ghost inside of you. Knock it off."
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As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods.... but for now I hold the conch.
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I wonder if I could use that excuse the next time I get caught doing something I'm not supposed to. I imagine it would go something like this:
Cop: Why were you speeding?
Me: The ghost inside of me was speeding.
Cop: Please step out of the vehicle and keep your hands where I can see them.
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