I've recently decided to create my own "reality-based" Pokemon/Magic: The Gathering -type card game. I'm spending about 10 minutes per picture in the "paint" program so don't expect renaissance material here.
This first character, I will dub "Yeah-Boy!"
His maximum hit-points directly correlate to his father's credit limit; pretty high.
His catch-phrase is: "Where da party at?"
He is comfortable wearing pink because fashion gurus have convinced him it's "IN."
He will always back down from a fight and yet is invincible as he is bound to evolve into "Corporate Yes-Man," raking in six figures at a "friend-of-the-family" business.