Sunday, April 19, 2009


My wife and I were watching a DVD I checked out from the library the other night.

Her: "This is the longest and WORST movie I've ever seen."

Me: "It has a lot of good actors in it: Tom Cruise, Julianne Moore, William H. Macy. Philip Seymour Hoffman... I figured it must be alright but it's gayboobs."

Her: "This movie really is gayboobs. It would have made so much more sense if the name of the movie was Gayboobs. There was a gay guy in it, there were boobs in it. But what does a Magnolia have to do with the movie. Nothing!"


Native Minnow said...

My number one goal in life is to become just like Tom Cruise's character in Magnolia.

Well, either him of Fresh Pepper.

flieswithoutwings said...

I did like when he wouldn't answer any questions in the interview and the lady asked, "What are you doing?"

and he just says, "Quietly judging you."