Saturday, April 18, 2009

But I Don't Know That Guy And I'm Not Going Over There

I got home from work today and my son and a couple of his friends were playing video games. His friends looked up at me when I walked in the door and one of them said, "Uh oh. Your dad's home."

I said, "Yep. You'd better be scared. I spank every kid in the house every time I get home from work. That's my policy."

The friend said, "But I'm a GUEST!"

I said, "That means you get it first."


Native Minnow said...

With a belt

Amber said...