C: "Hey Emmett, could you hand me a..."
Me: "This wrench?"
C: "Yes. Exactly. You read my mind."
J: "Was it like staring at a blank piece of paper, Emmett?"
Me: "It was actually more like reading a Dr. Suess book."
C: "Screw you, Emmett! Well... I can't be mad at you for that. That was pretty funny."