Don't Think Sorry Is Easily Said

C: "Hey Emmett, could you hand me a..."

Me: "This wrench?"

C: "Yes. Exactly. You read my mind."

J: "Was it like staring at a blank piece of paper, Emmett?"

Me: "It was actually more like reading a Dr. Suess book."

C: "Screw you, Emmett! Well... I can't be mad at you for that. That was pretty funny."