Blew out your pilot light and made a wish

Me (singing): "I don't want to go to work today but the girl with the whip says Nay, Nay, Nay!"

My wife: "Hey! Be quiet! I don't force you to work!"

Me: "Calm down. Geez, I was kidding. Gina Carano wouldn't get mad that I said that."

My wife: "Gina Carano wouldn't put up with that. She'd beat the crap out of you. You'd be dead right now if you were married to Gina Carano."



I can think of worse ways to die.