Me (singing): "I don't want to go to work today but the girl with the whip says Nay, Nay, Nay!"
My wife: "Hey! Be quiet! I don't force you to work!"
Me: "Calm down. Geez, I was kidding. Gina Carano wouldn't get mad that I said that."
My wife: "Gina Carano wouldn't put up with that. She'd beat the crap out of you. You'd be dead right now if you were married to Gina Carano."
I can think of worse ways to die.