Lastnight, at work:
Mofo: "Do I seem pale to you?"
Me: "You're definitely fair. I wouldn't go so far as to call you ginger."
Me: "You look like you can sort of jump and sort of dance. You're fair."
Mofo: "I mean, I don't feel good. Do I look pale to you?"
Me: "Ohhhhhhh.... oops. Sorry."
Mofo: "F*** you, Emmett."
Me: "I guess I had that coming."