I've been painting the ceiling at a big house all week. There is a girl who lives in the house who looks 16 but she's actually 21 and trying to become a nurse. I pretty much haven't talked to her at all until today...
Me: "Hey, if you were a booger I would pick you first."
Me: "Have you heard that line before?"
Me: "Is it doing anything for you?"
Girl: "Mmmm, not really."
Me: "A guy at work told me about that line lastnight. He said it works EVERY TIME."
Girl: "It's funny..."
Me: "Yeah. It actually sounds like a line that would work a lot better on a guy than a girl. I bet a guy would like that line. You should try it. But, then again, maybe not because that guy was giving me questionable advice on how to pick up girls."
Girl: "Like what?"
Me: "Well, he also told me it's best to pick up drunk girls. He said if you go up to a girl who's been drinking and ask her, 'what's your name?' and she answers, 'Huh?' then she's good to go. It might be good advice. I don't know. I probably wouldn't recommend doing that."
And just for all those people who freak out about it, YES! I TOLD HER I WAS MARRIED... but only after I used the line on her because I wanted her response to be genuine.
Use this advice at your own risk.