I had my six month job evaluation last night. Here is what my boss said to me almost verbatim:
"I marked you down as 'Consistently meets or exceeds company expectations.' When people ask me what I do for a living, I tell them, 'I babysit grown men.' Nobody has ever said anything bad about you and I don't have to babysit you. Thanks."
I signed a paper and that was the end of the evaluation. Probably the most honest and time efficient evaluation I've ever had.