Monday, October 30, 2006

Ladies' Halloween Costumes


What do you get for $30?

Basically, you ladies get a plastic mini-skirt, a pair of fishnet stockings and your choice of barely-recognizable police hat, fireman hat, nurse's head-thingy, bunny ears, devil horns, witch hat... the possibilities are limitless.

Cheap?!?! I will have you know that this stuff was originally designed for strippers and is guaranteed for at least THREE pole-dances. Now get out there and sex it up.

Why haven't these guys been run out of town?

(The CandyCorn costume is actually $50 online. You have to buy your own broom though.)

3 comments:

Native Minnow said...

As far as I'm concerned, there can't be enough costumes designed to make women look like strippers. But then again, I'm a disgusting middle aged pervert.

flieswithoutwings said...

We'll see if you change your tune when you're shopping for a costume with your daughter.

flieswithoutwings said...

Not to mention, this is probably pretty tame for Vegas.