Monday, October 30, 2006
Ladies' Halloween Costumes
What do you get for $30?
Basically, you ladies get a plastic mini-skirt, a pair of fishnet stockings and your choice of barely-recognizable police hat, fireman hat, nurse's head-thingy, bunny ears, devil horns, witch hat... the possibilities are limitless.
Cheap?!?! I will have you know that this stuff was originally designed for strippers and is guaranteed for at least THREE pole-dances. Now get out there and sex it up.
Why haven't these guys been run out of town?
(The CandyCorn costume is actually $50 online. You have to buy your own broom though.)