Today, our daughter told us that she was eager to become a teenager and "have big feet."
Ethan took this opportunity to the inform the family that his dream is to have an opposable toe growing out of the side of each foot "like a gorilla." He finds so many flaws in the human design. No wings, no opposable toes... what does he have to look forward to? That's right. Acne.
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Tell Olivia that big feet aren't all they're cracked up to be.
While it would be totally awesome to have an opposable toe growing out of each foot, just think of how difficult that would make shoe shopping. Come on Ethan, let's be practical here!
Big feet with high heels, I assume.
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