No One Can Hear You Scream

And just for the record: I do not cry while my wife is in labor and my children are being born. That is not to say it is not a moving experience. It's exciting.

It's kind of like that scene from the movie "Alien" where the baby pops out of that androids chest. Except instead of screaming in terror and running for your life, you pick the thing up and cradle it in the crook of your arm and tell it you will love it without condition forever, forever, forever...