Monday, March 20, 2006


My wife: "I think I burnt your bagel."

Me: "That's okay. I'll eat it. A burnt bagel fits in nicely with the rest of my life."

My wife looks at me like she doesn't know where to begin the lecture I so desperately need.

I try to top it off by shouting: "MY LIFE SUCKS!" But I accidently crack up laughing and ruin the whole effect.


Native Minnow said...

Maybe you should have topped it off by shouting "I don't give a f***!!!"

Though, you probably would have laughed at that too.

Sorry that your life sucks right now. I hope it gets better soon.

Alpha said...

I think your wife deserves credit for cooking you the bagel. I would be like, "Honey, wanna bagel?" "Sure." "They are right over their by the toaster." That is a typical conversation in my house.