My wife: "I think I burnt your bagel."
Me: "That's okay. I'll eat it. A burnt bagel fits in nicely with the rest of my life."
My wife looks at me like she doesn't know where to begin the lecture I so desperately need.
I try to top it off by shouting: "MY LIFE SUCKS!" But I accidently crack up laughing and ruin the whole effect.
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2 comments:
Maybe you should have topped it off by shouting "I don't give a f***!!!"
Though, you probably would have laughed at that too.
Sorry that your life sucks right now. I hope it gets better soon.
I think your wife deserves credit for cooking you the bagel. I would be like, "Honey, wanna bagel?" "Sure." "They are right over their by the toaster." That is a typical conversation in my house.
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