Recent Conversations

Eleanor (to a friend): You're in a harder place because you have higher standards than most guys when it comes to going out with girls. I could have had a lot of boyfriends in high school if I had gone out with anyone who showed interest. But I was REALLY picky about who I dated.

Me: And, yet, you ended up with me.

Eleanor: I know. Weird, huh?

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IN THE GROCERY STORE

Eleanor: Do you want to buy some Kool-Aid? You used to drink it so much.

Me: I did? When was that?

Eleanor: Don't you remember when you worked up in Logan? I would make you Kool-Aid everyday.

Me: That's right. Geez... Will I ever get to a point in my life when I don't have to put a mental block on everything that happens to me?