
Due to a calcium deficiency and brittle bones, Granny has a very low hit-point value. However, she does have a discombobulating effect on all men and possibly some women.
Catch phrase: This Kitty's still got eight lives (*claws at the air with manicured nails*)
Age defying, my swollen prostate!
Please also see Slimysculpin's contribution to the game.
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So, out of curiosity, does the fact that granny claws the air come from anything you witnessed in high school? It made me think of when Tara's mom did that when I was her escort at sweetheart ball.
How could it not? It's the type of thing that changes a person forever.
No joke. If only I got the same response from hot girls my age, then we'd be talking : )
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