Quick observations I have recently made:
1. Women peek into baby strollers the way guys peek at cleavage.
2. Britney Spears is one bender away from becoming Anna Nicole Smith.
3. There are too many similarities between Crest toothpaste and Head and Shoulders shampoo to be a coincidence.
4. The majority of people on latino television channels do not look latino. They look white. Where are the mexicans I recognize?